August 2008
Car joke - What not to say a cop…
Now, let’s go with some car jokes…
What not to say a cop
Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around–that’s how far ahead of me they are.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Say Hi to your wife and my kids!
How to find the right car insurance
Anywhere in the world and especially in the United States, to drive your own vehicle, you need to take your own car insurance. Auto Insurance pricing may vary according to the state, age, if you had car accident or not, type of car (small, SUV, truck), how much you use it (short or long trips), for professional or personnal purposes,…
For that matter, it is important to find the right insurer for you: the right price for the right protection. But it may be not that easy to find the right pricing. If you want to get a good car insurance, you need to browse the internet (it may be a long process though…) to find the right car insurer for you. You would be pissed if you realized that you paid $200 more for the same auto insurance, right ?
Never forget that car insurance is key: it helps you financially cover potential auto damages, loss or injuries. They usually offer good protection if you injured someone in a car accident. This could potentially costs you thousands of dollars. It could be the same if you get injured.