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What do these automobile acronyms actually mean?

Here goes….

AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot’s Cat Killer
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE: Dear Old Dad’s Garbage Engine
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
FORD: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
GM: Genital Motors
HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance
HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
JEEP: Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
KIA: Korean Industrial Accident
MITSUBISHI: Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing
NISSAN: Need I Say Something About Nothing
OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
SAAB: Sad Attempt At Beauty
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Car Joke

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

The business man then handed over the keys to a Maseratti that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, “We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a billionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?”

The business man replied: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?”

Ford Acronyms

Ford : Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Ford : Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Ford : Found On Rubbish Dump
Ford : Fucked Over Road Disaster
Ford : Fucked Over Redone Dodge
Ford : First On Recall Day
Ford : Fucked On Race Day
Ford : Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford : Found On Road Dead
Ford : First On Rust and Deterioration
Ford : Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Ford : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Ford : Found On Rubbish Dump
Ford : Fails On Rainy Days
Ford : Fails On Race Day
Ford : Found On Roadside Dead
Ford : Failure Of Research & Development
Ford : Found On Road Deserted
Ford : Fast Only Running Downhill
Ford : Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Ford : Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Ford : Flip Over Read Directions
Ford : Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford : Ford Owner Really Dumb
Ford : For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford : For Off Road Death
Ford : Fords Only Run Downhill
Ford : Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Ford : Forget Out Running Datsuns
Ford : For Old Retarded Drivers
Ford : Fucked On Race Day
Ford : Full Of Rusty Dents
Ford : Flies Off Road Deliberately
Ford : Fish Out River Daily
Ford : Fucker Only Runs Downhill

One should start on financial planning early in his career. This means keeping record of mortgage rates, maintaining mutual funds. Not using mutual funds in the online trading prospects is an admirable feat. Managing your visa card sensibly calls for applause indeed.

A few more Automobile acronyms

Ford : First On Race Day
Toyota : Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole
Chevrolet : Cheap Hardly Efficient Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
Chevrolet : Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Dodge : Dad’s Old Dead Garage Experiment
GMC : Gotta Mechanic Coming
Jeep : Just Empty Every Pocket
Dodge : Dead Old Decaying Garage Experiment
Lotus : Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
IVECO : I Vibrate Everything Comes Off