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Now, let’s go with some car jokes…
What not to say a cop
Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around–that’s how far ahead of me they are.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Say Hi to your wife and my kids!
Anywhere in the world and especially in the United States, to drive your own vehicle, you need to take your own car insurance. Auto Insurance pricing may vary according to the state, age, if you had car accident or not, type of car (small, SUV, truck), how much you use it (short or long trips), for professional or personnal purposes,…
For that matter, it is important to find the right insurer for you: the right price for the right protection. But it may be not that easy to find the right pricing. If you want to get a good car insurance, you need to browse the internet (it may be a long process though…) to find the right car insurer for you. You would be pissed if you realized that you paid $200 more for the same auto insurance, right ?
Never forget that car insurance is key: it helps you financially cover potential auto damages, loss or injuries. They usually offer good protection if you injured someone in a car accident. This could potentially costs you thousands of dollars. It could be the same if you get injured.
Aug 09 2008 08:55 am |
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CarSeek also offers latest News & Events on cars, car makers and car dealers. They also provide several articles with advice on new cars, car loans for your car, buying your car and an auto loan calculator.
You will also find advice to get the best possible car insurance. Here are the key factors: your driving record, your vehicle, your job, your age, your risk, and your total package. Thanks to these tips, CarSeek helps you to obtain the best possible insurance package for your next car.
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Jun 02 2008 10:22 am |
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What happens if you have a car accident? Usually and fortunately, all these accidents are minor. However, you better consult a doctor in any case if you feel something is going wrong. Let’s take the case of whiplash. It’s a minor injury to the neck. You may not realize that you had such minor injury but you should see a doctor to check such issue as soon as possible. Don’t be afraid, only a minor percentage of whiplash injuries result in long term injuries. Most people recover from it quickly! Don’t forget also to investigate a potential whiplash claims.
Apr 17 2008 08:29 am |
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When you consider to buy a car, it may be more interesting for you to finance it through auto loan. You can also lease it if you want. Doing so, you don’t need to take car of the car and insurance. On top of that, you have strong visibility on what you gonna pay for your car.
Think about these two possibilities!
We will discuss about them later on…
With the subprime crisis going on, you have to take care about all your credit loans. It takes time but it is better to find solution before problems occur. You should even take care of what is going on with your auto loan. If you consider all the money (house loan, auto loans, college for kids,…) you have to give back to your lenders, you may realize that you do not have enough money to pay them. Usually, all these lenders are different so they may not have the same credit policy regarding credit problems with house loan or loans auto. Consequently, you may also have bad credit.
On top of that, you better find a solution quickly. Lenders do not like customers with problem: credit problems, slow pays, bankruptcy…
To solve this, you can consider lenders offering financing solutions for bad credit. Indeed, auto loan can be a problem, so you have to find a financing solution as soon as possible. It would be a shame if you lose your car… and then your house…
Be careful with all that!
The automotive industry is about to change their strategy to differetiate from their competitors… Many different car makers and dealers consider to expand their business with Internet (Chrysler, Toyota, Ford,…). They develop websites, they try to sell and promote some of their cars through the internet. Is the internet becoming a new distribution channel?
To succeed and make a difference in this business, automotive car makers need to learn how to use automotive SEO or automotive Search Engine Optimization. What is this?
According to Wikipedia : “it is the process of improving the volume and quality of traffic to a web site from search engines via “natural” (”organic” or “algorithmic”) search results for targeted keywords. Usually, the earlier a site is presented in the search results or the higher it “ranks”, the more searchers will visit that site. SEO can also target different kinds of search, including image search, local search, and industry-specific vertical search engines.”
Car makers and dealers have various techniques to improve their SEO or their page rank on the net: promote site to others in this business, provide unique content that could attract visitors (for example, for visitors interested by the car business, news about new cars, car design, …). It seems quite simple but it is a long process to make a site #1 on SEO and make a difference in this business. That is why car makers and dealers need to invest time and money to improve automotive SEO. Good luck to them!
Mar 28 2008 10:27 am |
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When you consider insurance (personal, professional, auto,…), it is important to realize how much coverage do you need. It is unnecessary to get a $1mm coverage if you do not need it…
For personal insurance, it depends on the size of your assets. In general, you need to get a coverage which represents 2 or 3 times your salary each year. For example, if you make $100k a year, you need $300k coverage maximum. You do not need more.
For Auto Insurance, you need to find the right coverage. First, do not spend money on something you do not need: if you have car alarm, you save money for your auto insurance. And you protect your car from theft! That is why it may be interesting to add car alarm if you do not have it…
Last but not least, do not forget to compare auto insurances… Every 6/12 months, check the web to see if there is a better deal for you and find auto insurance quote. You just need to consider a few constraints and you may realize that you can get a better deal. If you can save money by finding great auto insurance quotes, that is good for you!
Good luck in your search…
Mar 23 2008 07:15 am |
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What does an electric fuel pump do, well, apart from stopping when an accident occurs it delivers the right volume of fuel to the fuel injection system at the right pressure.
Any experienced mechanic will tell you that the most common cause of no-start that he has encountered is the in-tank electric fuel pumps not working properly.
The most common reason for the electric fuel tank tanking is neglecting scheduled maintenance and cleaning the fuel filter. A choked filter impedes the flow of fuel from the pump, thereby damaging it. A filter should ideally be replaced every 24 months or 24,000 miles. Fuel filters do not cost more than $100-$110. A fuel pump replacement can be almost 7-8 times more expensive.
A filled tank helps to keep the fuel pump cool. You should try and keep the tank more than 1/4th full at all times and anytime you happen to run the pump with an empty tank, be prepared to shop for a new pump. A full tank also prevents the pump from sucking in sediments from the bottom, if the strainer at the pump inlet gets clogged, it will reduce the flow of fuel into the pump, which can lead to overheating of the pump and subsequent failure.
Keep your eyes and ears open for tell-tale signs that all is not well with your fuel pump. The pump may emit an uncharecteristic whine, the car may stall or the engine may not start at all. Head for the nearest service station without delay if you do not want to aggaravate the problem.
Mar 14 2008 11:15 am |
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Driving through winter poses risks that can be overcome with a few simple tips:
- Carry emergency kit, heavy bag of sand in trunk; weight will lend traction on icy roads
- Check antifreeze level to protect engine
- Check battery; winter weather can cut battery life
- Replace windshield wipers
- Keep tires properly pressurized
- Maintain gas tank at least half full
Mar 14 2008 10:59 am |
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