Automobile Blog » Uncategorized http://www.automobileblog.org All you need to know about Automobile Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:20:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Car joke – What not to say a cop… http://www.automobileblog.org/uncategorized/car-joke-what-not-to-say-a-cop/ http://www.automobileblog.org/uncategorized/car-joke-what-not-to-say-a-cop/#comments Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:09:58 +0000 Automobile Blog http://www.automobileblog.org/?p=27 Now, let’s go with some car jokes…

What not to say a cop

Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around–that’s how far ahead of me they are.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Say Hi to your wife and my kids!

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