What do these automobile acronyms actually mean?
By Automobile Blog at 14 March, 2008, 10:38 am
Here goes…. AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito BMW: Bavarian Money Waster BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot’s Cat Killer CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser – Expect Repercussions DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally DODGE: Dear Old Dad’s Garbage [...]
Read More >>Ford Acronyms
By Automobile Blog at 18 December, 2007, 6:57 pm
Ford : Fucker Only Rolls Downhill Ford : Fancy Oil Recycling Device Ford : Found On Rubbish Dump Ford : Fucked Over Road Disaster Ford : Fucked Over Redone Dodge Ford : First On Recall Day Ford : Fucked On Race Day Ford : Fix Or Repair Daily Ford : Found On Road Dead Ford [...]
Read More >>A few more Automobile acronyms
By Automobile Blog at 12 December, 2007, 10:39 am
Ford : First On Race Day Toyota : Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole Chevrolet : Cheap Hardly Efficient Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time Chevrolet : Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time Dodge : Dad’s Old Dead Garage Experiment GMC : Gotta Mechanic Coming Jeep : Just Empty Every Pocket Dodge [...]
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