What do these automobile acronyms actually mean?
By Automobile Blog at 14 March, 2008, 10:38 am
Here goes….
AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot’s Cat Killer
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser – Expect Repercussions
DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE: Dear Old Dad’s Garbage Engine
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
FORD: Ford Owners [...]
Ford Acronyms
By Automobile Blog at 18 December, 2007, 6:57 pm
Ford : Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Ford : Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Ford : Found On Rubbish Dump
Ford : Fucked Over Road Disaster
Ford : Fucked Over Redone Dodge
Ford : First On Recall Day
Ford : Fucked On Race Day
Ford : Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford : Found On Road Dead
Ford : First On Rust and Deterioration
Ford : Frequently Overhauled, [...]
A few more Automobile acronyms
By Automobile Blog at 12 December, 2007, 10:39 am
Ford : First On Race Day
Toyota : Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole
Chevrolet : Cheap Hardly Efficient Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
Chevrolet : Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Dodge : Dad’s Old Dead Garage Experiment
GMC : Gotta Mechanic Coming
Jeep : Just Empty Every Pocket
Dodge : [...]